It is a part of my job to clean the office where I work on the weekend. While I'm there I also file and stock the place so that the first day back after the weekend gets off to a smooth start. You see, I have a plan. We are usually closed on Monday so Tuesday morning can be rough. If your first day of the work-week is Tuesday it seems to follow that the dreaded "MONDAY" will get you on Tuesday. You cannot escape "MONDAY". The actual day of the week written on the calendar is immaterial.

I've seen "MONDAY" strike on Friday. It ain't pretty.
So today I set myself and my co-workers up as best I could, and we are ready to go!
If "MONDAY" rears it's ugly head we can prevail! Bring it on!! I laugh in your face "MONDAY"! Ha-Ha!
I may have just angered the gods.