Did anyone else catch the story this morning about the man that cuts his grass while wearing a skirt?

Not a kilt...........a skirt. And it is a very short skirt. I wouldn't let my daughters wear a skirt that short out of my house.

He wears a skirt while mowing because he suffers from some sort of heat rash that is unbearable.

The reason he made the news is because he does not wear underbritches under his skirt, and he sits on a riding lawnmower. Which spreads the legs, and his neighbors get a free shot that they don't want. You can't cut grass and ride side-saddle. Thankfully, they edited out the offensive (and apparently cool) genitalia in the video clip.

May I suggest a good antibacterial soap? I'm sure someone has a cure for this particular kind of Crotch Rot. Seek thou a physician.

Usually, nobody in this day and age cares what someone else wears while doing yard work. Unless it is a female who cuts grass in a bikini, and looks good doin' it.

I had a neighbor years ago who cut his grass religiously every Sunday morning. Without fail. WITH beer.

He noticed that little old ladies were giving him hateful looks as they drove past him, on their way to the church down the road. No doubt they saw him as a heathen; an un-repentant sinner cutting the grass on The Lord's Day.

By the way, if you are a Christian, try not to look as though you were baptized in vinegar. It puts people off.

After a few Sundays of mean looks from old ladies he had had enough. So he planned for the next Sunday, with joy in his heart, and against the protests of his wife.

Sunday finally arrived. And he was in the front yard, cutting grass, as planned. With his beer.

He was wearing a big straw hat, cowboy boots, and his Fruit Of The Looms. And a big grin.

When the carload of elderly ladies drove by, he smiled and waved his straw hat at 'em!

He says that they never looked in his direction again as they drove past his house.