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Hello Dear Hearts!

Did everyone have a great Fourth Of July? Hope so!

I didn't get to go to Enigma for their fireworks show, 'cause T-Bird has a flying bud who flies some sort of stunt plane, and goodness knows we can't miss that (dripping with sarcasm). But he did put on a good show.
Of course, one of the perks of being friends with the airport manager here is that we got to watch the fireworks show at the airport. They shoot 'em off at one of our parks that is conveniently located next to the airport. Since they rope off the airport to keep spectators off of the runways, we get good seats without the crowd. We also have local cops who patrol the area during the Fourth celebration. One stopped and sat with us to eat his supper in peace.
We were sitting under a security light that was drawing some interesting insects, and we were complaining about the bugs. The nice officer offered to shoot out the light if we wished. But the manager declined the offer. After all, he would have to explain THAT to the city, and replace the thing.
Two years ago before he took that job, he was fussing about the light that was over his hangar door. If he and T-Bird were working on the plane at night, they had to fight off bugs. Another pilot went to his truck, pulled out his pistol, and shot the light out. Problem solved! What are friends for?

The county put on a good show, and we headed home when the traffic cleared. When we got to the neighborhood, our neighbors were shooting off their own fireworks, and we found both cats cowering in the kitchen. I had forgotten that they flip out on the Fourth of July, and then flip out again on New Years Eve when every gun in the county is fired. They settled down when they realized that Momma and Daddy were home, but not much.
We got up this morning and were watching t.v. when they showed some footage of fireworks shows across the country. That scared the dickens out of the cats again, and they were nervous all morning. You couldn't take a step without trippin' over a fur-ball.

They had just settled down when the storm hit. It poured rain, and at one point it hailed. Pea-sized hail stones don't do too much damage, thank heaven, so the vehicles and the garden were okay. But the thunder and lightenin' was MOST impressive. Every time there was a loud clap of thunder, the cats went on high alert. Then the storm got baaaaad. There was a sudden gust of wind that whistled through the air conditioner, and both cats disappeared. *POOF* GONE!
I didn't blame them at this point, and the thunder that jarred my trailer scared the crap out of me, too. And then, we lost power.
I looked out the front door, and there was Gerald from across the street, lookin' out his front door. With just his shirt on. WITHOUT his pants. WITHOUT underwear.
Time to shut the damned door. Aliens could have landed in the middle of the road, or they could have held the Rose Parade on my street. It just wouldn't be worth it to look out again. It's not the first time I've seen this sight, but I do hope it will be the last. If you're thinkin', "What is wrong with that man?", don't ask me. I'm clueless here.

When the storm broke we went to the grocery store for cat food. If music soothes the savage beast, cat food soothes the nervous one. I walked by the magazine rack on my way to the pet food department and saw a teenaged boy reading a magazine. Usually, this does not rate a comment, but this one was wearing a football helmet. With a face-guard. I was in and out of Harveys in record time. Today it rained cats and dogs, hailstones, and assorted nuts.

Yep. Assorted nuts. Plural. Another nutcase started screaming at a train passing through town. Then threw rocks at it. I think what prompted the engineer to call 911 was when he actually JUMPED onto the side of the train. Last I heard on the scanner, the cops were lookin' for him.

I am going to bed now. Me and the cats are gonna share some sedatives.

Posted by Slick at 10:26 PM - 40 Comments   Add a Comment  
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No shortage of nut cases -

wow, no dull life in that burg!

glad you had a nice evening - even if you were bugged by bugs.

take care

ron
 
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by AZRON (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 5, 2008 @ 11:54 PM




so what is the guys problem, he just don't like to wear pants?  
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 5, 2008 @ 11:58 PM




'Too Funny', Slick ~ Love the Glimpes in to Your Life, Your cats too, Huh ? Now Mine wants a seditive



 
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by Mouse (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 12:34 AM




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by Miss Lou (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 1:44 PM




I don't get it Ron. You can run around this town for days and not come across one single thing worth mentioning, but let a storm blow up, and they come out of the woodwork! I left out the man weed-eating in the rain, and the moron runnin' around firing a pistol. And people fist-fighting in the road, in the rain. Is it something in the rainwater? Or is the lightening screwing with people's brainwaves? We had trees down across roads, across houses and vehicles, power lines down everywhere, wrecks, and we have to tie up ALL of our 911 crews on stupid stuff. They had enough to deal with. Hope your holiday was peaceful!  
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by Slick (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 1:59 PM




It would take a full team of shrinks workin' round the clock to deal with Gerald and his hangups, Bella! That's one straaaaange dude.  
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by Slick (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 2:04 PM




oh lordy, guess the neighborhood is used to him, eh?  
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 2:06 PM




I guess the gun firing is a Southern thing....we get plenty of that around here....and yes, our fair share of nut jobs, too!  
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by chandabear (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 2:07 PM




I had forgotten that they hate the loud noises that go with some holidays. The older one seems to be over it today, but the other one is STILL afraid to go outside. He's kinda "sneakin'" around the house. Of course, the mockin' birds are all over the place, and he's scared of them too.
 
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by Slick (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 2:11 PM




and let's hope he's a harmless nut! otherwise just shoot him.  
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 2:13 PM




Bella, he's gonna flash the wrong momma or daughter one of these days, and he's gonna be a greasy spot in the road! Most of my neighbors are black and they say "that's one crazy-ass white boy". I have to agree. Mostly, we just watch to see what he's gonna do next!  
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by Slick (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 2:21 PM




Hello Chandabear! You reckon it's the heat?? SOMETHING is workin' on people's brain cells around here! But the wackier they get, the more sane I look, and I'm just tryin' to PASS for sane! These people are makin' it easy! Hope you had a great holiday!  
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by Slick (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 2:27 PM




Was this this week??? I think it was the full moon, Slick. You wouldn't believe the crazy stuff we were dealing with at work on Wed and Thurs nights

ron
 
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by AZRON (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 2:30 PM




Now YOU had a good show! We just watched some fireworks from the front yard.  
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by HeatherScot (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 2:34 PM




And a peaceful, sweet Sunday to you too, Miss Lou! I'm tryin' to re-group for the work week ahead. And it ain't easy!  
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by Slick (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 2:36 PM




I think he's pretty harmless, Bella. But I wouldn't cozy up to him. Even I have standards!  
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by Slick (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 2:41 PM




Except for the Fourth of July stuff, all of the rest happened yesterday---Saturday. I thought it was a new moon, not a full moon. But as I understand it, people do wig out some on a full moon. But try to explain to the judge that you couldn't help acting like an idiot because of the moon phase! Are you seeing your fair share of craziness too?  
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by Slick (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 2:54 PM




Hey HeatherScot! We have some neighbors who have one heck of a fireworks connection, and last year they lost control of the situation, and set off a pile of stuff in their backyard by accident. I thought the whole place was gonna blow up, or burn down! I'm gonna get flack jackets for next year!  
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by Slick (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 2:58 PM




there you go, cracking me up as usual!  
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 3:04 PM




As I said, we did have our load of crazy cases this week. We might average about 1 call to the police a year. We had two this week!!! very strange!!

ron
 
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by AZRON (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 3:09 PM




There are those people who can't help but bring out the Looney Tunes in me Bella! Heck, one of my husband's buddies is my favorite victim! When he calls me Bee-yatch, I know I've rattled his butt! And I love it!  
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by Slick (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 3:20 PM




There seems to be a change in people in general, Ron. I don't know if it's society, stress, drugs, or what, but I've been noticing changes. People just seem to be on some sort of edge, and it doesn't take much to shove them over. And when they "blow off steam", sometimes you see extremes.  
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by Slick (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 3:25 PM




Slick,

I think that the current economy is putting alot of stress on people. At our agency we used to geta about 2 or 3 walk-ins a year. In the past few weeks, we are seeing that many on a single day. It is absolutely amazing. Of course, we can't charge people for emergency visits. If they do decide to come back then we have to charge a small fee.

Makes you wonder when things will turn around?

ron
 
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by AZRON (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 3:31 PM




I think we can point the finger at economic stress for A LOT of what we are seeing. I've known people who had to decide between food and medication, they cannot afford both but they need both to survive. I'm wondering what it will take to get the attention of our leadership. And thanks to several factors, we no longer have mental health facilities here. And we are losing our volunteer charity services. When things get drastic, people do drastic things. We know a man who farms several acres, and guess who's stealing out of his fields? Little old ladies. Grandmothers. I don't think our government cares.  
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by Slick (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 3:45 PM




Slick,

I think you have hit the nail on the head - these are desparate times and people will do desparate things, including violating their own consciences to put food on the table. Closing volunteer charities??? Who will pick up the slack? Sounds like the community needs to get together and talk about how they will care for each other.

ron
 
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by AZRON (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 3:52 PM




I have no idea who'll pick up the slack around here. This is a very small community, and we have lost jobs by the hundreds here. And when the money's gone.........there goes everything else. But the locals who run this place have money, so they don't worry about the rest of us. We have to go back to the Old Ways: making smarter decisions about everything, and taking care of each other without the government.  
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by Slick (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 4:27 PM




You are right about getting some neighbors together and figuring out how you will help each other

ron
 
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by AZRON (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 4:43 PM




It's about the only option left, Ron.  
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by Slick (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 4:50 PM




But the more sane you appear, the more you may be expected to be responsible.

I'll, personally, take nut job over sane any day.
 
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by chandabear (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 6:40 PM




Maybe when Gerald gets dressed, his brain waves only reach to his waist and no further.  
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by lonewolfchronicles (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 6, 2008 @ 7:07 PM




"But the more sane you appear, the more you may be expected to be responsible."
That is a truly scary thought Chandabear! I can't live like that!!! Time to crank up the Weird Factor a couple of notches! Dang being responsible!
 
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by Slick (PM , CC ) on Monday July 7, 2008 @ 12:58 PM




"Maybe when Gerald gets dressed, his brain waves only reach to his waist and no further."
What brain waves?? It has yet to be proven that Gerald has any brain waves at all. At least when I get weird in my front yard, I keep my clothes on. Except for that one time, and that wasn't my fault, and I was still wearing a bra.
 
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by Slick (PM , CC ) on Monday July 7, 2008 @ 1:04 PM




TAG YOU'RE IT!!

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If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...

Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!!


I had to send it to 5 of my sweetest friends. so I am sending this to you!
 
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by kktaylorcc (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 12, 2008 @ 8:45 PM




Hi, Slick

TAG YOU'RE IT!!

YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST. ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X X

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Send this to at least5 people including me if u care 4 me!!!

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..Leaving my .......
Footprints in your
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If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. You're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...

Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!!


I had to send it to 5 of my sweetest friends. So I am sending this to you!



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Have a Great Weekend !!!
 
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by Mouse (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 12, 2008 @ 11:49 PM




Hey, Slick

just coming by to say Good evening....

peace

ron
 
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by AZRON (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 12, 2008 @ 11:55 PM




TAG YOU'RE IT!!

YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST. ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X X

..........................
......oooO...............
.....(....)................
......)../....Oooo.....
.....(_/.....(....).......
...............)../........
..............(_/.........
...........................
..... oooO...............
.....(....)................
......)../....Oooo....
..... (_/.... ( ....).......
...............)../........
..............(_/........
...........................
... I WAS .............
.......... HERE .....
..Leaving my .......
Footprints in your
..............SAND'

If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...

Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!!

hey Slick, you are one of the funniest people I have read online anywhere, and I enjoy reading your blog~! I'll be waiting for that bestseller, blog friend!
 
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 13, 2008 @ 12:55 AM




TAG YOU'RE IT!!

YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST. ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Send this to at least5 people including me if u care 4 me!!!

..........................
......oooO...............
.....(....)................
......)../....Oooo.....
.....(_/.....(....).......
...............)../........
..............(_/.........
...........................
..... oooO...............
.....(....)................
......)../....Oooo....
..... (_/.... ( ....).......
...............)../........
..............(_/........
...........................
... I WAS .............
.......... HERE .....
..Leaving my .......
Footprints in your
..............SAND'


Big ole Bear Hugs!!!
PolarB ;)



LOL!! Slick I glanced real quick at your post and went right to the add a comment section. Please tell me I didn't see the words...... Well I'm gonna blow a cat!!!






Either I need glasses or I need to read alot slower.

Love ya girlfriend!
 
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by PolarB (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 13, 2008 @ 1:03 AM




Whewwwwwwwwwwww!!!! I'll have you know I put on my glasses and read alot slower too! Heck maybe I am the NUTCASE!

You share sedatives with your cat?

 
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by PolarB (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 13, 2008 @ 1:05 AM




Slick,

Just for fun ...



COURT ORDER!!!

You are accused of crawling into my HEART
And hijacking my SMILES with your KINDNESS.

HOW DO YOU PLEAD?

GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU are sentenced to blogship for life.
No bail. :)

As a community service and in the name of blogship,
you could send this along to your friends ...
No penalty either way,
But if you get 10 back, you must be a keeper!

I already think you are!

Hugggggggggggggggz,
Taylor
 
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by kktaylorcc (PM , CC ) on Sunday August 3, 2008 @ 10:04 PM




COURT ORDER!!!

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Mouse
 
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by Mouse (PM , CC ) on Tuesday August 5, 2008 @ 12:24 AM


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   
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